Bachelorette Bash
Mass Murder Crow Dough
Keepin it weird...Straight outta Portland!!
Mass your Murder
The Sitch
I created Mass Murder Crow Dough, with 14 carefully, and consciously curated, crow cravings. It is a mouthful! Smash it down, or ball it up, to toss to individual buddies. Any way you dish it out, Crow Dough is the content, that turns YOU, into their favorite part of the day!!
*Corvid Sugar Mamma*
*Portifoy & Marisol*
*PDX crow, in a downtown P Town bubbler*
Caw Caw for Crow Dough!
*The Portland Roost*
*Jason Bird*
*Caw Caw! Crow Dough!*
*Gimme, gimme (more)
Gimme (more)
Gimme, gimme (Dough)!*
Get a little bougie with your birds.
Go down in Crow legend
Mass Murder Crow Dough
The Wish List
Mass Murder Crow Dough
Fresh Fruits & Vegetables
Yes! I got the dog food, then I cooked up whole eggs, chopped apples, pears, and cucumbers. Folded in oats, red wheat, millet, cracked corn, and puffed rice on sweet potato, yams, and Russet potatoes.
Our Super-Six Grains Mix
Looks like a meatloaf, acts like a cookie dough. Tastes like a bribe they will beg for! It's the surest way to become a local celebrity in a Worldwide network.
Crow Warning
Be sure you want this relationship. Once they get on this 'good good', they will literally stalk you! I always have a crow escort on my long walks now.
All the Fuss
Handmade, Hand Chopped
Small Batches Weekly
Gone Daddy Gone!
Shipped Once Weekly
6 Grains Mix
Chef's Kiss
The neighborhood comes to you!! Or, follows you around, like you're the best human, ev-errrr!
Small batched, in my Portland kitchen, weekly. Yummo!!
Psst! Only sharing this with my Oregon homies. Jealous?
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